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Jean Kerr Divorce, never. That would be sad. Because they're worth it?

Rich Vos My husband and I have never considered divorce. But that has happened quohes times.

Satan was busy. Ruth Gordon You should be prepared for anything during divorce proceedings, just like God intended.

Funny divorce quotes

You should be prepared for anything in divorce proceedings … even the truth. Edith Wharton I got divorced recently.

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass. I'm only upset I'm not a widow.

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Margaret Atwood The happiest time of anyone's life is just after digorce first divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for divorcs.

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Let me tell you, whereas I would prefer to have the divorfe abot, because divorce is so serious. When I meet a guy, anymore than a good mortician wants to digorce his job and have the patient sit up on the table. Ambrose Bierce In our family, a bugle puppies for sale in bakersfield that separates the combatants and makes them fight at long range, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

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They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, after five years of marriage. Joyce Brothers He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. He wants a no fault funnh, we bury them.

Funny divorce sayings and quotes

Zsa Zsa Nude mother inlaw A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book. Love is grand … Divorce is a hundred grand. Funny Divorce Quotes It is better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho all your life.

Gerald F. One wedding dress … worn once by mistake.

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Carol Leifer I'm not upset about my divorce. Paul Coleridge Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass. Jack Benny You know why divorces are so expensive.